New Freaker Alert! Welcome to the family… FRUITCAKE!
Remember all those holidays where your great-aunts, coworkers, and estranged lovers alike all tried to pass off fruitcake as a thoughtful gift? THEY FAILED and you know it. They know it. Everyone knows how hard they failed at being considerate.
Here’s some ammunition to prove that your gifting habits are better than theirs.
You win. You’re welcome.
Mustache of the Day Award goes to the legends. Keepin’ the fake the realest since 1981.
While everybody is still in a tizzy about Drake’s new album, we’d like to remind you of his humble beginnings.