FReaKer USA is a North Carolina based company that is on the forefront of keeping your bottles cool and your hands more comfortable! We are pursuing our american dream of preventing all moist handshakes with our patent pending product the “Freaker”.


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Nov 19, 2013
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New Freaker Alert! Welcome to the family… FRUITCAKE! Remember all those holidays where your great-aunts, coworkers, and estranged lovers alike all tried to pass off fruitcake as a thoughtful gift? THEY FAILED and you know it. They know it. Everyone knows how hard they failed at being considerate. Here’s some ammunition to prove that your gifting habits are better than theirs. You win. You’re welcome. http://www.freakerusa.com/collections/all/products/fruitcake

New Freaker Alert! Welcome to the family… FRUITCAKE! 

Remember all those holidays where your great-aunts, coworkers, and estranged lovers alike all tried to pass off fruitcake as a thoughtful gift? THEY FAILED and you know it. They know it. Everyone knows how hard they failed at being considerate. 

Here’s some ammunition to prove that your gifting habits are better than theirs. 

You win. You’re welcome. 

http://www.freakerusa.com/collections/all/products/fruitcake


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Nov 19, 2013
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Mustache of the Day Award goes to the legends. Keepin’ the fake the realest since 1981. 
#MustachesForKids

Mustache of the Day Award goes to the legends. Keepin’ the fake the realest since 1981. 

#MustachesForKids


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Oct 21, 2013
@ 11:23 am
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Weekday alter-ego doin’ the office boogy!

Weekday alter-ego doin’ the office boogy!


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Oct 18, 2013
@ 9:43 am
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Take me, Friday. Just take me as I am. 

Take me, Friday. Just take me as I am. 


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Oct 15, 2013
@ 10:33 am
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Makin’ sure your Freakers is real noice. 

Makin’ sure your Freakers is real noice. 


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Sep 27, 2013
@ 1:20 pm
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While everybody is still in a tizzy about Drake’s new album, we’d like to remind you of his humble beginnings. 

While everybody is still in a tizzy about Drake’s new album, we’d like to remind you of his humble beginnings. 


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Sep 26, 2013
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It’s science, guys. 

It’s science, guys. 


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Sep 23, 2013
@ 11:43 am
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It’s… It’s a masterpiece.

It’s… It’s a masterpiece.


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Sep 20, 2013
@ 11:23 am
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Steve Martin ironing a kitten. That is all. Good day.

Steve Martin ironing a kitten. 

That is all. Good day.


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Sep 19, 2013
@ 1:39 pm
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To serve and protect (your neck.)

To serve and protect (your neck.)