Gee, what do you want to do today?
Same thing we do every day, Pinky.
Freaking Japan!!
Monday adventures in Goodwill, evoking the spirit of Vin Diesel.
Why we can’t have nice things.
Volitron!!
Giving red-carpet pointers.
http://www.freakerusa.com/blogs/news/5812760-further-dispatch-from-fancyland-red-carpet-jungle-gyms
Two weeks ago, we went to Cucalorus’ Evening at the Oscars with the intent purpose of being civilized adults. We failed.
http://www.freakerusa.com/blogs/news/5812760-further-dispatch-from-fancyland-red-carpet-jungle-gyms
When Justin found out that Zach was trying to steal “his girl,” @ZooeyDeschanel, he fought back in the only way logic allowed: With a tramp stamp of desire.
Please note that even though it said “Zoo” & then “Zool” for a while, the spelling of @ZooeyDeschanel was finally confirmed and Justin’s love for Ms. Deschanel triumphed over Zach’s.
Justin Mitchener: Fictional Character
Born to freak. Prancing down the red carpet (Photo by Nick Matthews)
